Warning: B*tchy Fat Girl Rant Ahead....

What.

The.

Hell.



So I've gained 8 pounds in the last month.

EIGHT.

Eiiiiiggggghhhhtttttt.



Ate.



Do you know how long it took me to lose those 8 pounds??? WAYYYYY longer than a month.

Granted, it's been a horrible eating month.
Brian and his mother visited for 9 days and I ate my brains out.
Easter dinners -- I ate my brains out.
Bridal shower -- Ate my brains out. Three times.
FAREWELL DINNERS (All five of them...) -- Ate ate and ate some more.

Sighhhhhhhh.

So simply just being conscious just isn't cutting it anymore. I've tried doing a few things to slow down the blow up.... The body wrap was nice (it got a little cold towards the end of the session) and I lost 3 inches but definitely no weight loss. I don't really understand where the 3 inches went.... maybe just redistributed to different parts of my body? It'd be nice if they conveniently redistributed up to my tatas but I've yet to see that happen.

I also did a colon cleanse (wowzers, unpleasant) and you do feel super skinny after that much bulk loss.... but I was also feeling pretty starved afterwards. It's just a natural reaction right? Empty the gut, must refill! :)

Now that I'm a certified bum... I can DEFINITELY feel the weight just WAITING to pack on. It's almost as if it's been WAITING for my ass to quit and start sleeping in more, sittin' around more, Youtube away.... (I've seriously become a youtube addict) It's so frustrating watching other skinny people stuff their faces with all the food they want and not gain an ounce. I eat a french fry and I balloon up like a hippo. A happy hippo -- but a hippo nonetheless.

I know there's no easy solution to weightloss. I just gotta stop bitchin' about it and just DO it. I gotta get off my ass. Stop eating shit. Sweat, sweat, sweat. That's what I seriously need -- a SWEAT PARTNER. I have too many damn eating partners! Maybe I'll post an ad for a sweat partner on craigslist. It'd look like this:

26F SEEKING SWEAT PARTNER

Rotund Asian female is looking for a person who is willing to work out with her and push her beyond her limits. Applicant must be strong-minded and able to deter any and all excuses that may arise. No experience necessary. Just the will and determination to drag aforementioned female out of the house and get her ass moving.

Pets and children are welcome to accompany during sessions.
Compensation includes good company and wholesome conversations.

Hmm... The title may draw... unwanted attention. I'll have to work on that.

I just need to get my ass motivated again. I need some short term goals and just take it day-by-day. Okay. Bitchy rant over.


On to more exciting news: I LEAVE FOR VANCOUVER TOMORROW!!!!!!! EEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!!

Am I ready? YES!
Am I packed? No.

That is my only duty for the day -- to pack and clean up my room. My most loathed chores.

But! Then I'm off to my FINAL farewell dinner with Jennie and then spending some time with my CIGNA girls! Mayhaps some Kony shenanigans may be in order? Mayhaps.

Hopefully my next blog post will be from VANCOUVER! :)

Neglectful Blogger Is Me.

What a busy couple of days! Sorry blogging world!

So I had my third weigh in this morning and.............. still no change.

I'm not disheartened though. This week I seriously brought the pain with that double workout session on Thursday and I worked out a total of 5.5 hours!!! Wa hooo! I'm still sore from the weightlifting but it feels great because it's a reminder of what I was able to accomplish. Even though I haven't lost any poundage recently, people have told me that I do look more toned and I can see it too. Especially in my thighs (Which better be the case cuz they're still in pain)! Yay! Goooooooooo Gina! :)

Next week's goals are to get up to 6 hours of exercise and maintain adequate hydration. Eating healthy is a give-in, not an option.

Speaking of eating, the worst thing I ate this week (Worst as in least nutritious) was probably dim sum (My first dimsum experience!) and I've come to determine that sesame balls are China's greatest invention. Ever. Pics for your tastebud delight:

Asian Tapas.

Thanks Lena!

Lena took me to this fantastic place in Chinatown, Philadelphia and you could tell this place was legit because there was a massive line! It was totally worth the wait because the whole point of dim sum places is that little mini-buffets come to your table and you just pick out what you want. Uh. Mayzing. I love buffets that come to you! :)

In other news, I babysat for the cutest 3 month old baby on Friday night and it has totally exacerbated my already fulminant case of baby fever. Meet the painfully adorable Chloe.

A. Dorbs.

Risk of dropping her for want of a good pic.

Almost babynapped her.

She was so good! I had her sleeping in like 15 minutes! Sigh. Seems like all my friend are having babiessss... except me. Wah. One step at a time, G-dubs.

Okay so today is another day of wedding shows. I'm hoping to win the Big Kahuna at this one since it's at a smaller venue (Keep your fingers crossed for me). I'll have an update upon my return!